"Posting for a friend"… Taking a few moments and change sobering up in their car… So they can drive safely home. In the meanwhile, I was asked to post this fair review of the Green Labs Crew. They are concerned about their education job and asked me to take one for the team. I obliged here. (1) Colt (*or Coltt or Kolt?) was the reason the +0.2 stars or whatever made the round to 5***** here. Colt* was dope. *There's a free joke in there. He flexed his thcIQ consistently across all formats and products have performed as described and were not over or undersold. (2) No photos needed here. The place is sparkly. (3) There were three categories reviewed here (it's hard to waste an hour without screening y'all out) Key Notes: [ *user prefers indica heavy or dominant hybrids ] [ *house mixes and selections were requested ] BRONZE MEDAL | House pre roll 5 packs. Packaging cool, the lil joints are cool if you don't mind not having the "dog walker" joints end-tied (this is where that -0.2* pops up). Little aggressive on the choke up front but settle in, a quick lil break SILVER MEDAL | House 1g vape selection. Probably the best combo of overall selection and thcIQ from the wisdom in Colt's Stellar Beard. Hard to find the right combo of not choke not syrup but again these were house values. We're not over or under sold and DOPE sale pricing. GOLD MEDAL | House 10pack Gummy Selection This is the find that almost stranded us here overnight chowing down 70-cent sale gummies like Big Willy Wonka was tossing em in here. The taste was great, navigating the one funky one with nerdy candy cluster effect was brilliant, and it looks like nearly all of them are similarly paired with a nice sugar or flavor coating around them which seem to enhance the flavoring. A couple pops at a time and these bad boys will set in low and slow for the happy users. "Come back" item. Final thoughts… ** … + because we still need a second to drive : ** #1 can confirm: pair great with local dive music. #2 It is known Michigan loads you up, but offering a free 1/8 of a medal winner for first time: A+ 5* marks. Strong work Colt x Team Green. Yinz y'all youse n yoops have frienz in PA. – Mike Yanchak
Staff here are always super friendly and helpful in making any decisions or selections, they're knowledgeable about products and I look forward to seeing them when I come by. Great atmosphere, great people, great experience. Every time. – Tylor Mills
Went there the other day and picked up a shake oz. Beautiful building, perfect aura since its set back from the road. The bud was amazing, similar to the potency of black market bud you used to get 5 years back. However, their comunication and customer service is completely lacking. Im a first time customer, i have no idea what your policies are and need them to be communicated to me clearly. I shouldnt have to ask. Most other dispos have signs up telling you what to do and where to go. The employees were cool in the kinda way a random stranger you see on the street is. As in they just completely ignore you unless spoken to first. They were however very polite. Basically, i dont want to be standing around awkwardly when im trying to buy something and get out. Like you didnt tell me which line to go to so i jump on the first. Then both cashiers ignored me. Also had to go back to get my first timer 1/8th because they didnt check or dont have some sort of notification on their POS. Receptionist was polite and friendly. So Bud 5/5 Customer service 3/5 – Wael Shomoli
First visit today! This place is professional and welcoming. My budtender was Dane, and he was awesome! Very knowledgeable, friendly and just a chill, down to earth guy. I will be coming here again and telling everyone I know to come here as well. Thank you for the best experience! A++ – Carrie D
I wanted to try this shop out because it was the closest one to me that had a few brands I wanted to try. I felt almost unwelcome as I walked in. 3 sets of eyes saying dont pick me. Tried to ask the bud tender what she recommended for flower and she said ohhh idk it's all pretty good. Which was less than helpful I'll say. I did get a free eighth for 1st time visit and I will say the flower that I bought was excellent. Not sure that I'll come back here though. – Sarah Dennis
