Hark, mortal! As a wizard of no small repute, whose discerning tastes extend beyond the arcane arts to the more earthly delights, I must confess: Clutch Cannabis has proven… surprisingly agreeable. Their selection of flora, as you call it, is curated with an eye that even I, who have witnessed the shimmering gardens of the astral plane, can appreciate. The knowledgeable attendants – far from the bumbling apprentices one often encounters – possess a commendable understanding of their wares, guiding one with a gentle wisdom. Indeed, my recent acquisitions of Mt. Gelato, Mint Milkshake, Zero Gravity, and Bubblegum Runtz have proven to be of exceptional quality, exhibiting a potency and bouquet that speaks of careful cultivation. And the cost? Remarkably reasonable, even for one accustomed to transmuting base metals (though I rarely bother for such trivialities these days). Fear not, seekers of quality! Should your path lead you to Clutch Cannabis, you shall find yourselves in capable hands. A trustworthy establishment, indeed. Clutch Cannabis consistently delivers top-tier quality and unparalleled service. As a picky connoisseur seeking reliability, I'm never disappointed. The knowledgeable and friendly staff always steer me right, and their flower selection is top-notch – all at super affordable prices! Without a doubt, the best shop in the galaxy! – Michael M
So happy with the solid selection of the @greenandgold #turpslap!!!! The lady at the front was welcoming and Zach was on point with service and product knowledge. I'll be back the next time I'm passing through! – Harvest Helper
This is my favorite dispensary in all of Seattle! I've been going here for years. I used to live in Rainier Beach just a few minutes away, and since then I've moved around a bit and still make the almost-weekly drive to Clutch to stock up on the essentials. The people that work here are amazing – everyone is so friendly and helpful, and very knowledgeable about their products. The vibes are impeccable, from security to budtenders down to the music playing. As a regular customer, it genuinely feels like visiting friends every time I go to pick up. They have a huge selection of wax (which is my preferred form of cannabis consumption), even more flower, and so many vapes/carts. They have a very wide price range depending on your budget, and can recommend the cheapest of the cheap (while still being good qualitiy) as well as super high end stuff, and everything in between. Also, the sales!! There's a special deal every day, and if you're a regular enough customer the rewards just keep piling up and you're almost guaranteed to get 20-25% off no matter what day it is. Safe to say, I love Clutch! They are absolutely your friendly neighborhood dispensary. – Annie Liu
I love clutch cannabis it's the first dispensary I went to when I moved to Renton these guys are awesome and have awesome prices – CLM Notta
i LOVE the clutch yall. the staff are so friendly and they always carry my favorite brands. i highly recommend checking them out and picking up a few things :) – Alex Tieu
