Green Theory is a family-owned medical marijuana dispensary offering
high-quality medical cannabis, DC weed delivery, and compassionate patient
care.
I absolutely adore this place. My first time at a dispensary in DC and they provided hands down the best service I think I've ever had!! Everyone was incredibly friendly and they took the time to actually ask me questions to find the perfect product FOR ME. Highly recommend if you are looking for a spot with a big inventory selection and amazing customer service. – Ann
Amazing experience! Walked through the door with a friendly welcome and smile. Green theory and the people who have poured their souls into this medical dispensary business assisted me very thoroughly with my wants and needs. Best customer service and they made me feel safe. Their products & services are top notch. I’m a sativa & hybrid girl myself, but will come back here to try their other products. I 100% recommend coming here for any wants or needs you may have. – Olivia Herrick
One of the best medical shops I have ever found. The staff is so incredibly helpful and knows their way around all of their products. Additionally, as a small business their product is always extremely reliable and affordable. If you’re looking for a reliable dispensary in the Palisades area this is the place for you. – Trent Biaza
I’ve been coming to Green Theory for the better half of the last year and it has been great every time! From to the array of selections to the cool point system to great staff – it’s definitely my go to dispensary in the area. S/o to Manny and Layla for always being so welcoming and knowledgeable. Keep up the great work guys! – Fay
rarely leave reviews but i’m always treated exceptionally well when i come here. the people are really friendly and easy to talk to, and prices are hella decent! my go to dispo when im in the DC – neeks
